Scene 02: Palestine tape rush 1.

Scene 03: Mohammed is my co-pilot.

Scene 04: History re-written with Marxism.

Scene 05: Kate's initiation.

Scene 06: Good luck propaganda.

Scene 07: Trouble at the factory.

Scene 08: Jihad: 0 Justice: 1.

Scene 09: Tokyo Showdown.

Scene 10: Liquidation.

Preview 02: Queen Elizabeth.

Preview 03: Put your Jihad where your mouth is.

Preview 04: Bradford: Just nuke it.

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Yo. The film "Bay of Slugs" is currently in production, although it may be finished by the time you are reading this. I aim to have it totally finished by November 2006. Check out the trailers, screenshots and previews above.

The film is about a group of amateur filmmakers who start a gang called the HTB Revolutionary Group, a small organisation with the intentions to overthrow the government and instate free speech in the U.K. Among their many aims is to remove the socalites and social parasites that take up a large percentage of the British population. They try to do this by creating 'propaganda'-style music videos to get everyone on their side. The group's future is threatened however when their leader becomes corrupt regarding ownership of a video tape which if used wisely could abolish censorship in the U.K. but if used wrongly would make their leader moderately better off money-wise.

What to expect: Terrible acting. Questionable special effects. Plot holes. Seizure-inducing strobe lighting. 90 minute running time. Lots of preaching. Two disks. Pure noise soundtrack. What not to expect: Product placement. Corporate sell-out actors and actresses. Celebrity worship. Understandable storylines. Americanised pronunciation. Americanised, over-emotive acting. Romance. Humour. Political correctness. University degree-level editing. Politicians not getting shot. Censorship. One disk. Three disks. Catchy, upbeat pop tunes.

If you live in the U.K. and you're interested in checking out my film, e-mail your address to me and I'll do my best to post you a copy of the film. It will include two disks in a proper DVD case, with the cover being the grayscale thing above. This awesome package will be free, unless demand gets too much which is unlikely anyway. If you live too far away and it would cost a lot for me to post the copies, you'll have to wait until somebody makes the film available for download. I can't imagine anyone offering to pay me for their copy but if you're going to: don't worry about it. No offense, but I don't trust the general public with my address. So it's probably better off if I just give them away for free. Remember: Even if it's possible to get a copy to you it may be months before you receive it.